WHAT IF THEY HAD TWEETED…..

WASHINGTON: HIS FAREWELL ADDRESS: “I’m out of here, people. And stay away from globalism.”

PATRICK HENRY: “Live or die? We’ll see what happens.”

THOMAS JEFFERSON: (We hold these truths to be self-evident) “It’s true, everybody says so. Believe me.”

LINCOLN: “Slave or slave master, there are good people on both sides.”

TEDDY ROOSEVELT: (Talk softly and carry a big stick) )“Be quiet and body slam the son-of-a-bitch. ”

FDR: (Fear of fear): “Do not let panic harsh your mellow.”

JFK: “Forget how much the government does for you, figure out how you get into a lower tax bracket.”

G.W. BUSH: “Got a lot of lights. Maybe a thousand.”

CLINTON: “Monica? Fake news.”

OBAMA: “No red or blue states. We’ve got both coasts covered. They’ve got everything in between.”